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“Mayor; Whitey for the first time in years, your partner, did something good for this community.
Eleanor; What’he do, steal beer for everyone?!
Hahahahaha! Epic!”
— Adam Sandler’s Eight crazy nights.
Fuck! women are so tired of gay men taking all the sexy guys, they decided to become sexy men too. Too bad they still have a vagina. Ew. I prefer the sausage with my eggs.
“The world will end the day the fat lady falls of a ladder. Literally” — Richard Estrada
Come play ping pong with Tumblr and the Governor’s Ball.
(via staff)